Neural Interface Milestone: May 2026
May 22, 2026
Interesting lunch convo: "How many neurons do you need to interface with before you're technically a cyborg?"
Asking for a friend who may or may not have a device in the next room with 10,000 channels.
(The friend is me. The device is [REDACTED].)
June 2, 2026
Successfully recorded from 10,000 neurons simultaneously today. Clean signal. Real-time processing. Bidirectional communication working.
We can read thoughts. Not perfectly, but... we can read thoughts.
The ethics committee is going to have a field day with this.
June 30, 2026
End of Q2 demo day. What I saw today:
- AI that [REDACTED]
- Quantum system that [REDACTED]
- Nanotech that [REDACTED]
Can't share any of it. But trust me: The 2030s are going to be WILD.
The brain-computer interface worked. Too well.
We could read neural signals. Soon we'd be able to write them too.
— Recovered from personal archive, 2030
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